Why would I want to donate to have you kill an Elephant??? How the heck is that environmentally friendly and ridding the world of any of our energy consumption problems?
It would reduce, by one, the number of things that are contributing to global warming!
Elephants turn oxygen into global warming causing carbon dioxide!
Elephants kill thousands of plants! Plants are our heroes in the fight against global warming!
Death to the plant murderers!
#8) Eat more zucchini!