FrankJ at imao.us is fondly remembering his t-shirt babe competition.
Soylent Green has an official "Snoochette."
And so I'd like to announce that I am now accepting applications for either position.
Simply send a photo of yourself to firstname.lastname@example.org to get the ball rolling
Q: Are there any benefits for these positions?
A: Of course! You'll be either the "Official T-Shirt Babe" or the "Official Snochette" of this very blog.
Q: Are you selling any t-shirts?
A: No. But, I'll think of something to slap on a shirt once there's a winner.
A winner will be announced when an excellent application is recived.